Captain Cheeks - The History

Back in the day when he was young

Captain Cheeks Today

Who Is Captain Cheeks?

Captain Cheeks was born in Windy Bottom, where one little toot turned into a tune! Now he’s the Master of Wind, turning every fart into music and every giggle into a groove. He studies farts, records them, and makes funky songs that make the world laugh. So don’t be shy... let it fly and join the fun with Captain Cheeks!

Do Farts Travel Fast?

Yes! Absolutely!!!! A fart can travel up to 10 feet per second (about 7 miles per hour).
That’s faster than most people can run.

Captain Cheeks approves this speed.

Can You Hold in a Fart?

Yes… but it’s not a great idea. Holding in gas can cause:

1.Stomach ache. 2.Pressure 3.More smell later (!)

Your body wants the gas OUT!!!! So..... when it’s time, it’s time.